manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

image

hesitence:

when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship

tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

mickey-is-fucking-gay:

gayest-person-you-know:

freckled-tree:

misscokebottleglasses:

Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ your cute

You’re stunning!

SOOOO PRETTY